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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

13.06.2025 18:27

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Tea ?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Sure.

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Then let's have some coffee

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

How does gut health affect mental well-being?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why do I want to give up on men?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Do you think Christine Lagarde will be headed and will be heading for success in the next French presidential elections starting as soon as 2027?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : I'm 24.

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why is sin so sweet?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I don't drink

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Me : Thank you.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?